The Talent

The Antique Mystery Lady

The Antique Mystery Lady is a mystery guest at 40th/50th Birthday Parties, bridal showers, weddings, etc., etc..... & also performs Mrs. Claus during the Christmas season. (But far from the traditional character.)

This rough-around-the-edges old lady complete with warts & all, still thinks she's "hot"! Combining stand-up comedy & funny songs as well as a bit of an improvisational dialogue with the audience, this show is ideal if you want a bit more of a personalized performance. The topics include advice on dating, marriage, (obviously beauty tips), keeping fit, & oh ya..... Christmas stuff.

Invite a stand-up that stands out & creates a party atmosphere wherever she goes. Invite Mrs. Claus; a quick-witted, sharp-tongued, improvisational, (yet well-rehearsed), one-of-a-kind, one-woman show.

Contessa (Eastern European Director)

Contessa the very, very famous director you've never heard of arrives at your event to direct her latest play. The show is complete with music & costumes but the cast is nowhere to be found. Being the consummate professional the show must go on.…. so she chooses unsuspecting people from the audience to be her unrehearsed cast. And with that the laughs begin! You can opt for clean comedy or a little R rated; either way it's lots of laughs. Another popular characteristic of this show is that it is both inclusive as well as interactive. So anyone & everyone can choose to watch, participate..... or play along.

Bambi Bimbeau

Bambi Bimbeau is an exaggerated version of the cliché "bimbo". Her act varies in length from the 10-minute
comedy-gram (think singing telegram but funnier) to her usual 30-minute show. This is a slightly risqué character with a blue-collar style of humour. She fancies herself a “Professional Karaoke Singer” and is definitely an “Idol” in her own mind. Her rendition of songs will have you in stitches.

For a more personalized performance, you can give us information about the event or individual such as hobbies, bad habits, company goals, etc., and Bambi will incorporate this into her songs.

More personalized performances are also available.

The BaLLoon Lady

This witty character is more human than clown...

The versatility of this character is wonderful for most events. If you want a professional "mingler" Star, aka The BaLLoon Lady, is the one that has the secret to making sure everyone is having a great time.

For a sit-down activity like a child's birthday or a corporate event, Star entertains while engaging the children with jokes, balloon animals, jokes, story-telling, jokes, face-painting, and did I mention..... jokes!!!

Not sure which character suits you best? Call & ask to speak to any character live & in person, over the phone. Or, if you have the time & the budget, get 2 shows in one. That's a 2-hour show with a 15-minute intermission

Laughter is our specialty.

Let's plan your next unforgettable event or party!